Letters!

So I have this *STELLAR* friend Min-D, who did this on her blog, and I laughed quite hard when I read hers, so here is my shot at making you laugh!

Dear Shawn Johnson:

You are short. I like you. I would like to stand next to you one day just so I could feel really tall.

P.S. I think you look like Little Cindy Lou Hoo!

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Dear Usain Bolt:

Although you are fast, I don't like you. I think you are cocky... you should stop that.

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Dear Valued Bank Customer:

Just because you overdrew your account, it is not my fault. Please do not try to convince me that it is my fault. You are the adult, take care of your money!

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Dear IKEA:

Thank you SO much for building a store in Draper. I no longer have money, but I have a cute room!

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Sincerely,

Alison M. Rogers